Career Opportunity, London SW6

• Could you manage a football team with only a measly £500m budget?
• Have you got the stamina to sign cheques morning, noon and night for any player you want?
• Can you sulk in a sickening manner whenever referees don’t award you five penalties every game?
• Are you capable of spouting utter nonsense at press meetings?
• Can you say ‘Yes sir, of course sir!’ whenever your boss makes a suggestion, however unhelpful?

Yes?

Then come to Stamford Bridge!

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